A Cat's Guide to Life
Updated: Jun 10, 2019
I have decided to start the New Year taking cues from my cats. Cats have it figured out. They eat, they sleep and they enjoy the sunshine, all without making a significant impact on the planet. Cats don't make alot of mess; they always try and cover up their shit. Cats are very relaxed; they don't need drugs or alcohol to relax. Cats don't need alot of money to survive. They are very clever at getting humans to take care of them. All they have to do is be cute and purr. I think I can do that. Cats don't use guns, that would be ridiculous, right. They would prefer to just scratch your eyes out.